Schnozzalee

Shocked and saddened to read this. One of the regulars probably since I joined in 2008 or whatever. Only communicated through PM but a gentleman every time - Will certainly be remembered alongside the core members that have passed. Thank you and RIP.

My US Musicman Sterling had dead spots, so look out for those.

He ^ eats quorn because he swoons and the sight of blood. Frank Spencer plays a short scale 5er... "Mmm Betty! Betty!! Look at me. I'm doing it, I'm really doing it."

And then you drop it and run away like Raheem Sterling

...After he got the long scale thumb. During the short scale era, he got his ass kicked and called Jack 'The Spruce' on account of all the spring cleaning he did - It's in his autobiography.

Recent research showed that if you play short scale basses, you're more likely to endure some testicle shrinkage and adopt the name 'Nancy'. I can't recall the source.

I'm also 6ft and I find the string tension and feel of a 34" scale, miles better than anything short scale. I've owned short scales for a while before and I just find them 'cramped'.

They'd make an absolute killing if they could price properly.

I have a Carvin Icon 4 and a Carvin SB5000. My two main basses for modern and vintage tones. Both are flawless instruments.

Did anyone manage to get an encore out of British Lion? I would have loved for him to play the ides of March or something from UFO. Didn't hang around afterwards, but certainly would have done to get a photo with him.