mcgraham Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1317983829' post='1396886'] Mate, how did you get your Wookie roar to go off the page like that!? [/quote] Chuck Norris taught me to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grassie Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Can we do "2 4 6 8 Motorway?" No, f*** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardHimself Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 "let's do a cover version of this band that no-one has ever heard of before but they're my favourite band" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky72 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 [quote name='EdwardHimself' timestamp='1317985787' post='1396919'] "let's do a cover version of this band that no-one has ever heard of before but they're my favourite band" [/quote] A bit like our cover of State Of Love And Trust by Pearl Jam we did a while ago, our guitarist whinged for months until we played it, then we gigged it to a pub full of students who looked at like we'd just stepped off Mars. Brilliant.. .lets stick to songs people actually know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottomE Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Heres a great Josh Stone track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Me: Let's cover this song but change it quite a lot, it could really work Him: It could sound really good but I hate that band so no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrig Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I literally just had this said to me about 30 minutes ago, by our guitarist who is bringing along a new drummer for tonight's rehearsal. This after [u][b]I[/b][/u] sent all the songs/mp3's over to the drummer [b]10 days[/b] ago to learn. [b]"The drummer has not had time to learn any of the songs, because he has been a bit tied up with his other band"[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Vader Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 We're just playing in the wrong venues for us (after 3 or 4 gigs on the trot where the audience has left) *no you can't play, and your bird can't sing, so I left* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Savage Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 [quote name='Grant' timestamp='1317985489' post='1396913'] "Can we do "2 4 6 8 Motorway?" No, f*** off. [/quote] My last covers band did that one...and 500 Miles...and summer of 69...what is it about songs with numbers in the title? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozza Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 After playing one song over and over again because the guitarist keeps mucking up the solo:- Me: "Why don't we skip the solo for now?" Him: "Because the solo is the most important part of the song!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicJunkie Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 haha this thread is brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurhenry Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 [quote name='EdwardHimself' timestamp='1317982671' post='1396865'] what about my best offing the individuals? [/quote] I think we are losing the battle over incorrect usage of your/you're, just take a look around the internet. Now that's depressing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 "our previous bass player(s) used to play this one better/sound bassier/look better/do something really cool on this tune/smell better/better in bed etc, etc..." It's to be expected I've only been in the job for two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whynot Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 One club/funstion band I use to play with.... If I felt we didn't play or sang well and said so, the guitarist would always say "well they were dancing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Oh dear. I play drums in a band and quite regularly say: "I've not played since last practise" "how does that one go?" "I don't want to play X gig" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPTroll Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 (edited) Not a bandmate per say, but responding to an ad... "'I'm concerned by your aversion to funk..." Edited October 7, 2011 by TPTroll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 [quote name='TPTroll' timestamp='1317990842' post='1397035'] "I'm concerned by your aversion to funk..." [/quote] I'd be concerned about this, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbird13 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 [quote name='Dom in Somerset' timestamp='1317989448' post='1397011'] "our previous bass player(s) used to play this one better/sound bassier/look better/do something really cool on this tune/smell better/better in bed etc, etc..." It's to be expected I've only been in the job for two years. [/quote] I could imagine that Jason Newsted heard this every day for 15 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrene Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 "I'm not playing there".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky72 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 [quote name='thunderbird13' timestamp='1317992805' post='1397062'] I could imagine that Jason Newsted heard this every day for 15 years [/quote] Haha, brilliant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikegatward Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Me to drummer: Does that bass line i'm playing sound OK ? Drummer to me: To be honest, I never really listen to what you're playing For many weeks I did contemplate leaving this lot. Then I realised no-one really listens to what i'm playing. So I started turning up the volume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 "My girlfriend is a really great singer, maybe she could sing a few songs with us or do some duets" "I've written a song" (From the drummer, obv) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevB Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I often got variations of 'I'm too good for this sh*t' from a middle aged drummer in a past band after another Saturday night pub gig. It was his band, I was a relative newcomer and I didn't feel it appropriate to point out that a fun side band I was also in had a 15 yr old who was technically better than he was, so no he wasn't too good for pub gigs, it was pretty much exactly his level (and mine). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_bass5 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Drummer to me "at least know the songs and keep it all together". Normally met with a stern look or a (virtual) fork in the neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgraham Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 "What were the chords for Mustang Sally?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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