bassace Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Starting to get a bit tired, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 [quote name='bassace' timestamp='1426846838' post='2722555'] Starting to get a bit tired, is it? [/quote] No, it's always been crap....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 The Red hot chilli peppers aren't. They all have a normal body temperature of 98.6 degrees F. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1426772183' post='2721759'] Mike and the Mechanics [i]hate[/i] Judas Priest.... [/quote] But they do actually run a thriving car repair business from a railway arch in East London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 [quote name='leschirons' timestamp='1426868577' post='2722962'] But they do actually run a thriving car repair business from a railway arch in East London. [/quote] I thought that was Phil Mitchell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 [quote name='Phil Adams' timestamp='1426868837' post='2722966'] I thought that was Phil Mitchell? [/quote] "Halfords" was the jokey link in the original ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 On Monday, Pinkerton's Assorted Colours are releasing their version ( by popular demand) of "Watching the Detectives" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 "The Commodores" split up when General Motors withdrew their sponsored Chevvy Commodore cars. "The Austin Allegros" did not let the break up of Rover Cars affect them however and are still going strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 "Zany" Zayn Malik will announce his new band early next week. Bookies have the favourite as "A Different Direction" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Popes John Paul and John Paul II both took those as their papal names in an attempt to utilise the fact that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Following complaints to Trading Standards authorities, band names containing numbers are now required to enumerate the actual members of the band. While U2 are renaming themselves as U4, Level 42 as Level 5, and Maroon 5 are becoming Maroon 6, the B-52s are embarking on an ambitious recruitment drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 [quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1427051643' post='2725142'] Following complaints to Trading Standards authorities, band names containing numbers are now required to enumerate the actual members of the band. While U2 are renaming themselves as U4, Level 42 as Level 5, and Maroon 5 are becoming Maroon 6, the B-52s are embarking on an ambitious recruitment drive. [/quote] Well, at least One Direction are moving in the right..........direction. What do you mean, you're not a fan?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Following complaints from Buckingham Palace the artist "Prince" is now going to have to change his name to "Wills" or "Harry". The 2 remaining members of "Queen" are also understood to be consulting with their legal team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 The Cure [i]love [/i]the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 [quote name='leschirons' timestamp='1426868437' post='2722956'] The Red hot chilli peppers aren't. They all have a normal body temperature of 98.6 degrees F. [/quote] Which is quite warm for a vegetable. Specially one straight out the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 [quote name='sprocketflup' timestamp='1427141316' post='2726412'] Which is quite warm for a vegetable. Specially one straight out the fridge [/quote] The Moderately Warm Chilli Peppers, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Not bad. The Tepid Chili Peppers also has a nice feel to it IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfretrock Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The Cadillac Three only have one automobile, they share a Buick Six they got from Bob Dylan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfretrock Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Chuck Berry never did anything like 95 in his Cadillacs. He was an early campaigner on global warming and never exceeded 65. Actually that's not true, it was because gasoline was a good 30 cents a gallon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Jurassic Five in reality hail from the Cretaceous era Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 [quote name='sprocketflup' timestamp='1427216295' post='2727397'] Jurassic Five in reality hail from the Cretaceous era [/quote] Don't you mean the Crete area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) California State Clean Air legislation has forced "The Cars" to be renamed "The Hybrids" when they Tour there this Spring. The impact of this legislation has also touched Hollywood where Vin Diesel has had to change his name to Vin Lithium-Ion. Currently English "Brideshead Revisited" Star Jeremy Ions is looking at re-launching his US career. Edited March 25, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfretrock Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1427273137' post='2728025'] Currently English "Brideshead Revisited" Star Jeremy Ions is looking at re-launching his US career. [/quote] I heard he was attracted to Van der Graaf Generator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 [quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1427280795' post='2728148'] I heard he was attracted to Van der Graaf Generator. [/quote] Are you positive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Jeremy Irons has never played golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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