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[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1435664979' post='2811092']
Party on everyone. Till you're 29 and then you might as well go home and suck on a werther's original. :P
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[quote]...cuz everyone knows what happens to the schwing past 29...
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I'm doing a lot more schwinging at 55 than I ever did at 29, so that's just rubbish. Mind you, I AM a late developer.
Ooh-ooh! Ah-ah! Shriek! *Makes loud chimpanzee noises - throws faeces at bystanders*

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[quote name='Jenny_Innie' timestamp='1435665655' post='2811105']
Will this lead to paid work or reward?
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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1435669938' post='2811191']
Hmm... you know what, I'm going to take a wild shot in the dark and say 'no'. :)
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Such a cynic. I'm sure there will be paid work...

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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1435745942' post='2811984']


:lol: Well really... what if you're perfect for this, but... are 30??
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If I was interested in this I'd just go along and not mention my age. And if they asked me I'd just say 'I have a playing age of 29'. It's what us thesps do all the time!

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[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1435779126' post='2812420']
And if they asked me I'd just say 'I have a playing age of 29'. It's what us thesps do all the time!
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Sorry luvvie, that's far too young to play Lady Bracknell ...

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I sent a neo soul band wanting a bassist a recording of me playing along to their you tube clip without revealing my age. They replied saying that my playing was 'sick'. I then revealed my age and received no reply. I can only assume that they assumed I was dead at my revealed age!

It's a shame it's like this but I was the same when I was starting out.

Middle age quality musicians should just get their own sh*t together play some great music. There's enough of us about it seems. :-)

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[quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1437723826' post='2828441']
If you have to ask what it is then you definitely don't have it...

.... I'd have to ask :mellow:
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I looked it up. B)

I still didn't (and don't...) understand what it is..! :blush:

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[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1437728284' post='2828501']
I looked it up. B)

I still didn't (and don't...) understand what it is..! :blush:
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We're just not cool enough to know... :(

Besides even if I was the very embodiment of Schwiiing to the point where people close to me would actually be able to feel and smell the Schwiiing It would be worthless as unfortunately I'm over the age limit :(

[i]*edit* "Smell the Schwiiing" is now going straight to the top of my list of possible future band names. [/i]

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[quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1437730015' post='2828525']...
[i]*edit* "Smell the Schwiiing" is now going straight to the top of my list of possible future band names. [/i]
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Personally, I'd be very wary of doing that before knowing all the ramifications of the phrase. Disappointment could be in store; maybe worse..! :huh:

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[quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1437723826' post='2828441']
If you have to ask what it is then you definitely don't have it..
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That's pleased me coz I thought it was one of them nasty diseases.

Mind you, if it is and I do have it then I can start a Charriddee and get all you guys to play for free for me and I can get a free parachute jump and get on BBC TV and all that stuff, couldn't I?

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Jeez Louise, you geriatric lot are so sensitive... should have mentioned "no greying crybabies"... The other reason for the age is that we do shitloads of really funny drugs and we don't want someone dying in our arms, with their wrinkled ballsack hangin to their knees, we're cliché enough without this. As for the bandmix page I never updated the "wanted" section in 2 years, all these funny drugs!

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