yorks5stringer Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Kanye South-West, a new Rap/Hip-Hop Tribute Band are looking for a Laptop to complete the line-up. Must be pre-loaded with "Bohemian Rhapsody" and swear like a Mother*****r. No time-wasters please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Brilliant. You might want to start buying 60W bulbs in bulk too…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 [quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1435996331' post='2814193'] Brilliant. You might want to start buying 60W bulbs in bulk too…. [/quote] [quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1435996331' post='2814193'] Brilliant. You might want to start buying 60W bulbs in bulk too…. [/quote] Start? Been doing it for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I've got a tabletop that you can have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3below Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I have a laptop that will be suitable. It does not work properly. That would be in keeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 (edited) Seems people are not taking me seriously on here. 1. A table top would be no good whatsoever 2. Neither would a broken laptop. I am an Artist. P.S. No time wasters please Edited July 4, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1436023904' post='2814432'] Seems people are not taking me seriously on here. 1. A table top would be no good whatsoever 2. Neither would a broken laptop. I am an Artist. P.S. No time wasters please [/quote] Seeing your irritation expressed above, I hesitate to offer a lap dancer wearing a tank top. Maybe something could come of such a pair..? Just trying to help out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I don't have a laptop, but you'll want one of these for your act: [spoiler]A giant prick.[/spoiler] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3below Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 (edited) [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1436023904' post='2814432'] Seems people are not taking me seriously on here. 1. A table top would be no good whatsoever 2. Neither would a broken laptop. I am an Artist. P.S. No time wasters please [/quote] [size=4]My other laptop has asked "Are you [color=#545454][font=arial, sans-serif]the greatest living [/font][/color][color=#6A6A6A][font=arial, sans-serif][b]rock[/b][/font][/color][color=#545454][font=arial, sans-serif] star on the planet"? and wants to know when and where the auditions are. It also said it knows about swearing from the way it has heard the other one being spoken to.[/font][/color][/size] Edited July 4, 2015 by 3below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Are there any vacancies for autotune backing singers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Apple Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Haters gonna hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiOgon Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I heard there was a laptop found in a skip during the clean up at Glasto, but the guy that found it chucked it back 'cos it was soaked in p155! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Apple Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 [quote name='KiOgon' timestamp='1436031989' post='2814496'] I heard there was a laptop found in a skip during the clean up at Glasto, but the guy that found it chucked it back 'cos it was soaked in p155! [/quote] If it's got Miner Willy on it, it's mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dood Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Here ya go - this one is in fairly good nick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 (edited) [quote name='dood' timestamp='1436036865' post='2814546'] Here ya go - this one is in fairly good nick... [/quote] Could you do me a deal on the white jumpsuit? Then I could masquerade as a certain Mod too.... Edited July 4, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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