KiOgon Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Today the usual Ocado delivery arrived, with a driver I don't think had been here before. Upon spotting something 'Marshall' in my hallway he started telling me about his son, his bass & drum playing, place at uni. etc. etc. Then got his 'phone out & showed me his 'music room' - unbelievable coincidences - my room is going through a serious makeover right now & this bass player drum bashing son of this Ocado driver has already got most thing just like mine is going to be, apart from the Marshall item in the hall ssshh! After of course I wished I had asked if he visited Basschat - but I forgot so thought I would ask here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaypup Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I thought the was going to be a 'most unusual insults' thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzz Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 ...and does your mother smell of elderberries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomBass Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) 'You're a guitarist? Oh.' Mind you, that's not so unusual as insults go. Edited February 3, 2016 by RandomBass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 [quote name='Muzz' timestamp='1454512852' post='2970383'] ...and does your mother smell of elderberries? [/quote] You solved it! It's Hamster's dad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerstodge Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Changing the subject slightly, would the bass player from Preston who was on the Chase please step forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefbaker Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Ghosts don't drive trucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 [quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454661563' post='2971708'] Ghosts don't drive trucks. [/quote] Ooh, I bet they do though! And it would be a great idea for a song. Sort of cross between 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' and 'Willing' (Little Feat). :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 [quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454661563' post='2971708'] Ghosts don't drive trucks. [/quote] [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1454662047' post='2971711'] Ooh, I bet they do though! And it would be a great idea for a song. Sort of cross between 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' and 'Willing' (Little Feat). :-) [/quote] DON'T DO IT!!! It will end up sounding like this: [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-_1X3hxbk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-_1X3hxbk[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefbaker Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 If my dad were to rise from the dead for a delivery van job it wouldn't be Ocado. It'd be something properly northern like Asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 [quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454666425' post='2971758'] If my dad were to rise from the dead for a delivery van job it wouldn't be Ocado. It'd be something properly northern like Asda. [/quote] Haven't they still got lads on bikes (hang on, now that could be a band name, or a Discreet style euphemism)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefbaker Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 [quote name='Mykesbass' timestamp='1454668328' post='2971794'] Haven't they still got lads on bikes (hang on, now that could be a band name, or a Discreet style euphemism)! [/quote] ASDA's got allsorts. And while they may have been bought by Walmart, the head office in leeds is still full to the rafters with grumpy yorkshiremen complaining about students and how expensive beer is nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 [quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454666425' post='2971758'] If my dad were to rise from the dead for a delivery van job it wouldn't be Ocado. It'd be something properly northern like Asda. [/quote] Asda? Thought it was all Morrisons north of the Watford Gap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefbaker Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 [quote name='TimR' timestamp='1454678629' post='2971984'] Asda? Thought it was all Morrisons north of the Watford Gap. [/quote] Asda started in yorkshire. Of course it only sold black puddings, flat caps, cigs and leads for whippets for the first 50 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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