derelics

Jeez Louise, you geriatric lot are so sensitive... should have mentioned "no greying crybabies"... The other reason for the age is that we do shitloads of really funny drugs and we don't want someone dying in our arms, with their wrinkled ballsack hangin to their knees, we're cliché enough without this. As for the bandmix page I never updated the "wanted" section in 2 years, all these funny drugs!

Aaaaah I never checked here sorryyy! Oh shame, I knew I should have done a Black Veil Brides tribute band... And yes sleeping with your sister is an instant yes. I might push the legal age to a small 75 years old then, but no more than that... The age reason is, indeed, related to the amount of schwing, cuz everyone knows what happens to the schwing pas 29 (or it has to do with shifting priorities away from 'being crammed in a sweaty sh*t smelling pubes ridden van' in most people past late 20's I don't remember). party on

We're looking for a VERY solid bass player, no older than 29yo (I wanted a girl for balance but we're open to everyone). Has gigged, recorded, can move on stage, jam, and is willing to dedicate a lot of time to a band. We just recorded our first EP at Orgone studios (Angel Witch, Cathedral, Ghost, etc....) and have a hint that we can go somewhere (the EP is probably a bit heavier than the general vibe we wanna give it but we'll go that hard as well).... We listen to everything from T-rex and Ravi Shankar to Goatsnake and Pantera (and in the time frame in between as well). derelics.bandcamp.com to have a listen. If you don't have something we can listen to we won't consider. We're rehearsing at least twice a week in Manor house. Schwiiiiing? Peace out guys and gals!