Pointless bass gear?
1) Ampeg SVT rigs. So much weight for so little benefit...
2) Any exotic wood bass, cheap or pricey. Just needs to be a slab of reasonable painted wood to do its job.
3) Pointless dissing of Fenders. OK, they are utterly my thing, but aside from that, very few people have ever done [b][i]anything, in any field[/i][/b], which is still the basic standard and is still essentially unchanged, and still in production, after 60 years. No other bass is anything but evolutionary, and the most evolutionary of those was Alembic (for the electronics), and they are not exactly new either, are they? All else essentially stems from those two bass families.