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I suspect, as a non-bass player advertising on this site, he was probably just being polite. It sounds like his musical project is about the politics of food, so he clearly has a serious point to make. I guarantee you he'll have heard jokes like these many times before. Believe me the novelty effect soon wears off and it becomes hard to laugh sincerely.
Ray, I love good humour as much as you do. Please tell me why you think people feel the need to keep referring to meat, ham, beef and so on in a vegetarian post.
If an ad says "Female bass player wanted for Grrrl band" do these same people stick up posts saying things like "I'll e-male you" or "I'm a bloke but what if I wear a bra to rehearsals"?
If an ad says "Christian bass player wanted" do they feel they have to say things like "Promise you won't get cross if I don't quite nail the line"?
No. They may not agree with these "belief systems" but at least they respect them.
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I can imagine all of those things being said, go and read the honest opinions thread about Vicki and his cross dressing if you enjoyed these puns That said you might prefer to get involved in the halal meat thread unnaturally oversized breasts is the topic title so I imagine your fancy will not be tickled by it!
Good luck with the veggie bassist search anyway, I can see the OP has a humour and if I was veggie I would at least give it a shot