During the course of the day, I have realised that getting in the lift to his (or her) floor and saying "I see you play bass. Are you on basschat.co.uk?" would have been a lot quicker
As far as I knew, I was the only bass player here, but that's still no guarantee I'm the best
And we don't have wheelie bins. We have chutes that send rubbish to the bowels of hell (as far as I know).