Twat: "You guys were AWESOME!! I never expected you to look and sound so good... and I can't believe you did the firebreathing, blood spitting, smoking guitar, rockets and pyro!! Immense....!! The best tribute show I have EVER seen in a club - and maybe even better than the real thing!! One criticism though, if you don't mind....?"
Me: "Thanks mate! Sure... go ahead...."
Twat: "You need a little more hair on your chest...."
Me: *jaw drops in disbelief*