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Bludgeon him to death with a blunt instrument, then impale his still twitching corpse on a mic stand and parade him right at the front of the stage as a warning to other potential silence shatterers to get some 'res-peck man' Im not joking here, its a tried and tested method of setting out your stall, Les Claypool has already done it, that trout used to flap his fins all over its Fin-der Strato'caster, scales flying everywhere, volume at eleven. Les just flipped one day, and has never had the problem since

Im happy to say I have one of these and would happily recommend it to anyone. An excellent instrument, specially if you favour slim necks

happy Birthday Is it socks?

The idea I believe is to get longer scale lengths for the lower strings to beef up the sound. I may of course be utterly wrong about this

Saw them back in 89-90 at Birmingham Irish Centre being supported by the wonderful Miracle Legion. Both bands were happy to come down after their sets and chat to us punters. Good times

Im not normally a fan of sunburst, but that looks very special indeed. Top drawer!

The working title for The Cults biggest hit was originally "She Sells Sanctuary On The Seashore....." and then went on for another 3 lines, but was shortened after a painful twisting injury to Ian Astbury's tongue

Curtis Stigers is a majority shareholder of a small poorly funded menagerie in Manhatten where for a small fee, you can also see Curtis's Howler Monkey, Curtis's Armadillo and Curtis's Stick Insect

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1435446620' post='2808946'] I'd be cut up to have sisters I did not know about at my age. [/quote] Imagine that, mercy me

Ok, the singer from the Police's real name is The Kinks. Hmm, doesn't seem quite right somehow

The singer from the Police's real name is Ray

Does that make them glutens for punishment then?^^

Contracts are a great idea, stops all sorts of devilish shenanigans ( and non-shenanigans) being played by both parties if done right

Les finds it very difficult to swim in his Claypool

Whereas 'Glasgow Kiss' are not so well received

I often talk to myself. The surprising thing is though that I often then find out stuff I didnt know

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1433718758' post='2793420'] That was Argos for those who found it too obscure...oh and a little milestone at 45k views too! [/quote] Tbf **tiptoes** you could perhaps increase post-count in this thread by around 50% by explaining the ones that are too obscure :/

[quote name='The Badderer' timestamp='1433501434' post='2791574'] i'm going to have a rectal exam from a doctor later on today... do i qualify (just joking i'm perfectly fit and healthy) [/quote] I had one of those the other day. I knew how bad the NHS cuts have been now, coz instead of using lube, the doctor spat on my *rse

If upwards of 29 is too old, then Im positively infirm. Shame that, coz otherwise Id fit the bill, and was actually there the first time round. never mind

[quote name='Roland Rock' timestamp='1433143371' post='2788110'] What does your spiritual advisor say you should do? [/quote] Haha! Here endeth the thread lol

Ah, they've finally dropped Grace Jones's 'Slave To The Rhythm' then?

Nobody can read what the band Blur's real name is