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Crosby Stills Nash and Young, which is nice for them both that they have that calming influence.

Brian or sometimes Ryan Adams

Got one of these winging its way to me, Ill weigh it when it arrives.

And lets not mention Paul Simon.

And Olivia Newton-John.

Cliff Richard is the only known person to have ever had a hit record whose surname is also a common Christian name. Apart from Elton John. And George Michael.

They Might Be Giants, aren't.

It is not illegal to listen to the music of The Sundays on a Saturday, nor indeed The Saturdays on a sunday, but in either case is considered poor form, and will probably ruin your weekend. Doing both may even lead to possible suicide.

Gender confuser and former Dead or Alive frontman Pete Burns once suffered so terribly due to some botched plastic surgery that there were fears his lips would have to be amputated. If this had happened he would have had to legally change his name to 'Eat Urns'

A summary perusal of the latest copy of The Building Regulations -Part K (2000) reveals that 3 steps does not constitute a stairway. You really need to get together and thrash this out once and for all, Led Zeppelin and Eddie Cochran

Somebody, somewhere is still playing Limahls 'Never Ending Story'

Parachute trousered rapper M C Hammer had and still has a severe case of OCD, as discussed in his hit "U cant touch this"

The Prodigy's pixie like lyricist Keith Flint is not really an arsonist. The song originally penned for him " I am a biscuit-dunker, twisted biscuit-dunker" was rejected by their record company so a hasty re-write ensued.

Ludwig van Beethoven never owned a camper-van

Neil Spring and Arthur Autumn are currently embroiled in a lengthy and bitter legal battle with Johnny Winter and Donna Summer as to who owns the rights to the Four Seasons back catalogue

Actually, heaven knew you were miserable before, Morrisey.

Ringo Starr actually has no idea what colour his submarine is, having been born a mole. Extensive plastic surgery has turned him into the handsome water buffalo he is today.

Many years ago Huey Morgan carried out a botched attempt at an armed robbery of a 7-11 in his home city of New York. He was caught after someone threw a bagel at him, arrested and subsequently served 9 months as his punishment. Due to federal law, even though he is a changed man, this 'black mark' cannot be removed from his name. It is the first fun lovin' criminal record.

Barry White oddly enough isn't, yet Errol Brown kind of is. Along those lines, Al Green may well be for a short period after his death.

In actual fact, there are quite a few things sadder than the tears of a clown.

Or was it Brian Cant? ^^

But Brian May ^^

Japanese people think that albums such as The Wall, Dark Side of the Moon and Obscured by Clouds were written by a homosexual psychoanalyst.

Contrary to popular belief, Bryan Ferry does not take cars across stretches of water. As I discovered to my chagrin 5 years ago, and now I have a criminal record and Bryan has a bad back.

Lene Lovichs lucky number is actually 2