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sprocketflup

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  1. Gender confuser and former Dead or Alive frontman Pete Burns once suffered so terribly due to some botched plastic surgery that there were fears his lips would have to be amputated. If this had happened he would have had to legally change his name to 'Eat Urns'
  2. A summary perusal of the latest copy of The Building Regulations -Part K (2000) reveals that 3 steps does not constitute a stairway. You really need to get together and thrash this out once and for all, Led Zeppelin and Eddie Cochran
  3. Somebody, somewhere is still playing Limahls 'Never Ending Story'
  4. Parachute trousered rapper M C Hammer had and still has a severe case of OCD, as discussed in his hit "U cant touch this"
  5. The Prodigy's pixie like lyricist Keith Flint is not really an arsonist. The song originally penned for him " I am a biscuit-dunker, twisted biscuit-dunker" was rejected by their record company so a hasty re-write ensued.
  6. Ludwig van Beethoven never owned a camper-van
  7. Neil Spring and Arthur Autumn are currently embroiled in a lengthy and bitter legal battle with Johnny Winter and Donna Summer as to who owns the rights to the Four Seasons back catalogue
  8. Actually, heaven knew you were miserable before, Morrisey.
  9. Ringo Starr actually has no idea what colour his submarine is, having been born a mole. Extensive plastic surgery has turned him into the handsome water buffalo he is today.
  10. Many years ago Huey Morgan carried out a botched attempt at an armed robbery of a 7-11 in his home city of New York. He was caught after someone threw a bagel at him, arrested and subsequently served 9 months as his punishment. Due to federal law, even though he is a changed man, this 'black mark' cannot be removed from his name. It is the first fun lovin' criminal record.
  11. Barry White oddly enough isn't, yet Errol Brown kind of is. Along those lines, Al Green may well be for a short period after his death.
  12. In actual fact, there are quite a few things sadder than the tears of a clown.
  13. Japanese people think that albums such as The Wall, Dark Side of the Moon and Obscured by Clouds were written by a homosexual psychoanalyst.
  14. Contrary to popular belief, Bryan Ferry does not take cars across stretches of water. As I discovered to my chagrin 5 years ago, and now I have a criminal record and Bryan has a bad back.
  15. Interesting....
  16. And Id like to take the other two items if I may? pm sent
  17. Im pretty much convinced I think now mate tbf, ta for the advice
  18. I have to ask about the ebanol then, how are you finding it?
  19. Kodiakblair - Im very close top pulling the trigger on one of these 4 stringers, Can you tell me does it have side dot position markers on the neck please?
  20. hmmmm........do I or do I not? that is the question
  21. Surely every note that you play on this would be sharp?
  22. I hope its a leftie else all the fuel will spill out soon as its played
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