[quote name='Lowender' timestamp='1378498404' post='2201291']
Don't tell her, she'll probably never notice. If she asks; "Is this new?" Look at her incredulously (but don't over do it) and just say "no, I've had that one for years."
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Ah, the penny's just dropped - THIS is the real reason behind 'Relic'ed instruments.
Wife/Partner/Significant Other: "Is this new?"
Bassist/Musician/Collector: "what, that old thing? I've had it for years, just look how old it is..."