01 Ever played a gig sitting down?
Yes, lots on piano & keys many moons ago, pit gigs on bass.
02 Ever gigged on a different instrument?
Piano, keyboard, t'other guitar, mandolin, recorder(?), Trombone, drums (but only once).
03 Ever shared a stage with a musical hero of yours?
No.
04 Any fan ever had a tatoo of your band's logo?
No.
05 Ever signed an autograph in a dressing room?
No.
06 Ever cried on stage?
No.
07 Ever worn a hat on stage?
Loads - mostly fancy dress stuff, but occasionally a 'sensible' hat.
08 Ever gigged with a band you hadn't met before the gig?
Lots. Tons of dep gigs back in the day, I'd met most of the players in the local 'pool', but occasionally an interloper would pop up.
09 Ever been in a relationship with a fellow band member?
Yes. My twin brother.
10 Ever played in different bands on the same day?
Yes. Festivals can be great when you're a dep.
11 Ever had anything thrown at you while playing?
An item of clothing (but not an undergarment!).
12 Ever crashed on the way to the gig?
No. Once had my courtesy car vandalised at a gig though.
13 Ever left a band over the choice of set list?
No.
14 Ever slept in the venue despite it not being a hotel?
Yes.
15 Ever been supported by a band clearly better than you?
No.
16 Ever played a gig suffering from some debilitating medical condition?
All the time. Tendonitis, a chest infection and depression.
17 Ever been in a band where the guitarist was your favourite bandmate?
Yes; my twin brother.
18 Ever played in the grounds of a stately home?
Does Alton Towers count?
19 Ever injured yourself on stage?
Cut fingers, broken nails etc...
20 Ever been told that your bass isn't loud enough?
Yes.