A friend was trying to give away a pretty good sofa on Gumtree.
Free but collection only of course.
Guy comes round to look at it. Likes it. Says he'll think about it. He's only got a Punto.
Friend gets a call from the buyer to say he wants it. Lovely. Then says it won't fit in his Punto... so he needs to get a van. He the actually asks if my friend will pay to hire the van!!! When this generous opportunity is refused he goes off on one, swearing and hurling insults!
It was FREE!!!! Tosser.