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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1443729500' post='2877305'] I find playing a real bass ... helps a lot. [/quote] That's why I often get up for a P in the night.

[quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1443727590' post='2877268'] I pushed the boat out a bit with a slightly higher 2-digit offer, and got counter-offered £850. Somehow, I've resisted the temptation. [/quote] I'd say two digits was an appropriate response!

James bought my Japanese Strat, no problems at all, good comms and the sun was shining when we met up to do the deal!

[quote name='RandomBass' timestamp='1443699585' post='2876958'] Swiss Tony isn't. [/quote] But he does know how to make a Swiss Roll. [spoiler]Push him down a hill.[/spoiler]

Having taken a peek at it from the OP's link, I was hoping I'd never cast eyes on it again. But Facebook knows that I looked, and is tormenting me with a "suggested post" exhorting me to "[color=#141823][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Buy it now on eBay before it's too late![/font][/color]" Arrrgghhh!

[quote name='RandomBass' timestamp='1443620650' post='2876316'] Although it appears Jack White is. [/quote] Actually he's more like P!nk.

[quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1443618170' post='2876277'] Angus Young isn't. [/quote] Neither was Barry White.

[quote name='ashplaybass' timestamp='1443619184' post='2876291'] Lol! [/quote] 'Snot funny....

[quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1443598763' post='2875973'] Not to be confused with 'Priceless Hasselblads' (twelve of them), left behind on the moon's surface. [/quote] No no no.... they weren't "left behind". As we all know now, the moon landings were faked. When people started questioning the veracity of the missions, NASA staged a top-secret mission to go to the moon and [i]plant [/i]those cameras as so-called "evidence" that they'd been there. Which of course they hadn't. Except to plant the cameras. Er...

[quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1443539870' post='2875648'] You guys have people who clap at your gigs? [/quote] Yes, albeit slowly.

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1443363926' post='2874112'] As does Roddy Frame [/quote] I Leica lot of his stuff.

[quote name='Painy' timestamp='1443202221' post='2873118'] Is it just me or does this all scan like it was written by a 15 year old boy for whom English is his second language? [/quote] That's coz his first language is METAAAALLLLL!

[quote name='Twigman' timestamp='1443197259' post='2873075'] Kontakt 4 and Evolution Electric Guitar Strawberry [url="http://www.orangetreesamples.com/products/evolution-electric-guitar-strawberry"]http://www.orangetre...itar-strawberry[/url] Being seriously lacking in my ability to play 6 string that library is a godsend....I also have the steel string acoustic for kontakt that they do too. [url="http://www.orangetreesamples.com/products/evolution-acoustic-guitar-steel-strings"]http://www.orangetre...r-steel-strings[/url] Here's a little ditty i wrote using both libraries - it almost sounds like a proper guitar even the electric strumming from 2.09 !! [url="https://www.reverbnation.com/sadloversandgiantsiangibson/song/13162094-cranes"]https://www.reverbna...13162094-cranes[/url] Ampeg SVX is a great bass amp sim...it gets my vote every time. Superior Drummer 2 is my goto drum kit [/quote] Oh yes, those Orangetree Evolution libraries are great - I got Stratosphere when it came out, and snapped up Steel Strings when it was relaunched with the new strumming engine. The other thing I've just done is upgrade from EZDrummer to EZDrummer 2 - a massive leap! I've only scratched the surface but I love the way that once you find a pattern you like it can recommend other compatible patterns and fills.

[quote name='funkgod' timestamp='1443179463' post='2872848'] how can you tell if a stage is level ? The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth [/quote] [quote name='Dropzone' timestamp='1443189957' post='2872981'] [s][u]What do drummers use as a contraceptive -------- Their personality[/u][/s] [/quote] Please guys, the thread title is "Musician Jokes"!

Why did the guitarist spend all evening standing outside his house? He didn't know when to come in and he couldn't find the key.

Spinning off from the dumb-quotes-in-TV-titles thread, how many song titles or album titles are there with quotes in the titles? Here's one to start you off: "Heroes" (David Bowie)

This 15-second version is OK! [media]http://youtu.be/BJSmgPeDWbg[/media]

1920s Chicago. A man walks into a bank carrying a violin case, and everyone's scared there might be a gun inside. Then another man walks in carrying a viola case, and everyone's scared there might be a viola inside.

Let's just replace Basschat with a link to that page.

Very nice!

Take a look at [url="http://www.pro-tools-expert.com/."]http://www.pro-tools-expert.com/.[/url] There are a lot of PT users disgruntled over the "subscribe or buy at an inflated price" options, but it seems that Avid *may* be listening... I'm on PT11 and certainly won't be ugrading to 12 for the foreseeable future.

[quote name='ivansc' timestamp='1443088258' post='2872050'] relisted at 49p! If I still lived in Kenton I would go get it.... £150-200 for a clean up and tune. So long as the action and strings were OK-ish. [/quote] Some wobbly keys but it looks like a nice piece overall.