I played a wedding once, the church bit not the party but.
there was a hastily put together trying quartet - decent cello player, very very good violin player playing viola, rusty violin player who played by knowing where to fret and a ok violin player who played by ear.
Bride enters to adagio for strings or something - sounds great. Bride gets to front of church … song keeps going for ages!
anyway wedding, church type song happen with our band…
bride and groom go to leave to what was supposed to be (randomly) a non vocal version of verve’s bittersweet symphony- odd choice but had sounded amazing in rehearsal.
string instruments- a church that’s got a lot hotter since the opening… everything’s out of tune… one violin player puts her fingers in the right places even though she’s no longer in tune, the other guy corrects to play the notes I tune and the viola player forgets she’s playing the viola and starts reading the violin line.
nightmare.
It didn’t sound much better when bass drums and guitars launched in.
Marriage didn’t last either