+1
also fancy wood basses where the use of fancy wood is for no other purpose than to show off the fact that you can use fancy wood. Fancy wood where it's being used as part of the construction, or as a "tone wood" sounds good.
thick poly finishes.
Anything with hardware that is like chocolate on a hot day when you get a screwdriver near it.
bad font choices in logos. eg Valenti with his logo in Optima
EMG pickups. I've tried, not my thing