nige1968

IIRC, the latin blurb is what you get in a standard Mac Pages document template... someone was either lazy or incompetent or both...

I'm pretty sure the cheesiest 80's satire in the 80's didn't manage to be this cheesy.

This is like a Death by Cheese pizza.  A three cheese topping on a pizza with a cheese stuffed crust and a portion of extra cheese with more cheese and then some bacon and some cream cheese and then some cheese wheels and a little bacon and then some cheese with some sliced gherkins a little bit of cheese on top before adding some cheese sprinkles, some pineapple and some cheese. 

And then a cheese board for dessert.

At some point someone is going to say "OK, we both knew that, 8kg of cheese ago, there was going to be enough cheese."

But that's not the point.  The point is to get everyone talking about how much cheese there was.  And I'm sure Gibson will appreciate the extra views all this excitement will stir up.