I completely understand those of us who see the bass as a tool - precisely as @TheLowDown articulates it.
After all I'm the same with cars. Do not care how it looks, neither shape nor colour matter one bit to me. I can't imagine ever wanting to own more than one vehicle unless the 2nd one had a specific purpose not fulfilled by the 1st. Like a camper van for example.
All that matters is I can get my gear in, it goes and is as cheap as possible to maintain, tax, insure and put fuel into.
Other people adore cars, would own a stable if them if they could afford to, and wouldn't touch my battered kia with a barge pole.
None of us is all one thing, we all share sone traits they just get expressed differently.
A bass is a poetic tool to me. A thing of aesthetic potential used to create art with others. I take pleasure looking at it. A different pleasure setting the action and a particular thrill just holding it, before I even play a note.
Having one television seems crazy to me. Having one in each room beggars belief. But I have no objection to anyone else having them in all shapes and sizes anywhere they like.