It's powerful. It's lightweight. It sounds like the clashing of two mighty armies. It also sounds smooth and creamy. You have choices. It comes in a snazzy case. It is suitable for reggae, metal, blues, pop, afro, country, ska, jazz, folk, R&B, latin, rock and four other genres of your choosing.
I might post if it comes to that, but I gig in a few different places and a meet up is always an option. In fact I prefer face to face, truth be told.
I may end up in tears if you buy this. Go on, make me cry.