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Whichever answer leads to buying a new bass, that's the correct BC answer

Yay, I'm a shortarse!

I don't tilt mine, and I've got no bother hearing myself.

I would advise an external USB sound interface of some kind - the built in stuff to most computers is fine for listening to tunes, but not very good for recording with. Plus an external sound interface will be able to accept full size jacks and probably XLR too so you don't need to faff around with converters

Agreed, there is no such thing as a "simple DAW" in my limited experience. Quite daunting on first open...

Before people jump simply to attributing this to malice, it could be a systemic failure - where IT change stuff on the website and neglect to inform the people who maintain that info on the shop floor. If they haven't realised that there's a problem, it'll keep on happening until they get a procedure in place that properly handles price changes. But they probably are at it, yeah

I get confused.

And it didn't even happen during your set. You guys are lovely, well done.

Why do people do this? "This is our last song" - "AWWW WHAT, WE'VE ONLY JUST GOT HERE" - err, it's 1 in the bleedin' morning, we've been playing since 10, feckin' get here sooner in future!

Ach, you're a bit too far away, otherwise would have offered to geek out all over this problem.

I play an Epiphone Explorer AND I wear a hat now. F everyone and their opinions about how I look.

Pfft, showoff.

Meanwhile, Canadians are out in their shorts and t-shirts thinking it's not too bad...

Solderless stuff? Sounds like a PITA to integrate it into old school stuff, but hopefully someone will be along soon to allay those fears. Don't listen to me - I'd probably be hacking the connector off the pot end of the EMG stuff and soldering direct to the existing pot/battery positive lead. Surely there's a non-destructive method that I'm unaware of.

Your arm is the length it is and will naturally fall where it's going to fall, depending on the geometry of the bass in question. I normally anchor on whatever pickup is in the P position, but when I'm playing my Explorer, my hand naturally ends up on the bridge pickup due to the relative position of the bass when worn on a strap. I'm lazy and ignorant so I don't fight it, but if you want to because you feel you must have your hand on the "P" pickup, then you've got some training/practice ahead of you. There's no easy way to lose what it sounds like you perceive as a bad habit. Presumably there is an actual, physical J pickup there, and not a phantom, imaginary one? If this is happening on a plain P bass, then the BC answer is obvious - get a PJ bass, problem solved

I wrote a song when my elderly grandpa's declining mental faculties (specifically his short term memory) were swirling around in my head at the same time as the general financial pressures of a economic downturn. They somehow got merged into one song. Odd.

Well, duh, it's because Gibson hates bassists in general. And if you think they're going to demean themselves by talking to a filthy bassist such as yourself, you're dreaming!

Every other Iron Maiden song, then?

Nah, first one was better, you effing wordsmith, you. No sarcasm, I would have been happy to read that pithy description in a published book.

I'm stealing that.

Country: being left by your partner, your pickup truck being stolen/broken down...

Bittersweet night last night with Nine Lives at Grays Inn in Mastrick, Aberdeen. It wasn't super busy, but the folk who were there were up for a boogie so we had a good time anyway. Bittersweet because it was the last gig with our outgoing singer. He's had to quit the band due to increasing family and professional commitments and while we're gutted to lose him (because he's a bloody good singer with a great attitude) we're grateful for the 5 years (3 effectively - thanks COVID) we've been playing together. Anyhoo, it was a decent sendoff (although I wish the gigs had been swapped, Friday's gig was way busier), we played pretty well, and didn't make it too mushy at the end - no public announcement, a handshake all round, a bit of reminiscence after we packed up and that's it. Nine Lives v2.0 is no more. We're working on crafting Nine Lives v3.0. I finally figured out that I can have double the fun at a gig - what's the point in taking two basses and only using one? Swapped 'em at half time. So you get a double dose of festive gear: And, as an added bonus - the bar staff took a wee video. Oh man, that Markbass stuff is clear sounding, innit? Mistake amplifer more like! That was the JC, bass nerds. Grays Inn Nine Lives 20231125.mp4 Oh christ, you can actually hear the bass. I'd better get better at playing the damn thing then!

Sorry for your loss. Look after yourself.

I'm glad you're feeling better for it. Just bear in mind that such a situation would make some of us very sad indeed. And yeah, it's just you. You do realise that this post could be interpreted as a sly dig by those of us with such amateurish numbers of basses, right? People can be "really serious players" and not do it for a living. I could go on, but suffice to say this post ground my gears a little, and I'm miffed because it exposed me for the amateur gypsy's kisstaker that I am...