[quote name='SpondonBassed' timestamp='1482915785' post='3203438']
What? "Creosoting a rhinoceros"? I'd dearly love to know what it puts you in mind of.
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Well, there's spanking the monkey and bashing the bishop, so I thought creosoting the rhinoceros might be another one of that ilk. Of course, there's always the chance it will become one, and in the future we'll hear sentences like "That Zander Starr, what a rhinoceros creosoter he was".