[quote name='FinnDave' timestamp='1480585761' post='3185570']
I tend to sway about like a sapling in a breeze Anything more ambitious and I either fall off the stage or whack the guitarist round the head with my bass.
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This, of course, is why everybody [1] should play headless basses. THat way, you never smack another band member round the head with it unless you actually want to. This may not, of course, reduce the number of times that said band member is hit significantly.
[1] where "everybody" refers to the subset of "everybody" that plays bass on stage