While I wouldn't say weird, my Mrs gets her share of nuisance/selling calls. She had one a few months back that she put on speaker phone,
Caller, "It's about your accident... blah blah,"
Mrs, "I haven't had an accident for 20yrs thanks."
Caller, "Oh, what about any family members?"
Me, "Yes. I had a nasty accident last night..."
Caller, "You did Sir??, can I ask what happened, you could be entitled to compensation.."
Me, "Well, I drank 15 pints of strongbow and sh*t my pants..."
Cue scream of laughter from the phone speaker and she hung up... 🤔