I'll play.
BB800 1977 9.2lbs
BBNE2LTD 2011 10.4lbs
Al Krow's is probably heavier with all that gold plate bling.
Ha ha, predictive text changed Al Krow's to Al Knows - should probably keep that quiet.
As far as the pick guards are concerned, no thanks. If you're rocking the BB1200 vibe, you need a clear one, but that won't play so well with the double-sided tape.