Judo Chop

I heard if you say his name three times into a mirror at midnight he appears behind you and fills your inbox with spam

Yes it would. If your band's not racist, I'm not your bassist. (Not actually a racist)

Lots of good tips here especially the ones regarding practicing the song. In my experience I could never stop the nerves beforehand but once I started to play at my first few gigs I realised the audience aren't actually watching me like hawks and scrutinising my every move like I feared. There's other people on the stage too and they're on your side, and with doing just one song it'll be over before you know it! I hope it goes well for you, the first one is daunting so good on you for getting up there nerves or not.

Four string flutes

For me it's the general concept of music

This is the winner, everybody pack up

What a cool room!

Cool, what are those weird looking basses at the back?

"Yeah man this is a real tasty jam, digging those hot licks you're throwing into the pocket. Pure mojo pouring out of your axe."

"Hot lick" is a horrendous expression 😂

-When someone says something like "let's have a jam" -Calling a guitar an axe -The word mojo -"the pocket" -When you see band members looking at each other like some little lick they've just played is the best thing to ever hit human ears, with a stupid smug look on their faces. I understand that they're getting into the music and enjoying themselves but I still hate it, smug fart sniffing b*****ds. -The word "lick"

Wondering why my amp isn't working before noticing there's no cable in my bass.

I like the song but yeah that bass is buried isn't it?

Are you telling us to like it or asking us if we like it?