Judo Chop

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1367065895' post='2060838'] Satan? Nah, you need to read your bible again. I created everything. The good stuff is your reward, the bad stuff is a test of your faith. See, i'm a good person [/quote] Thanks for chocolate fingers and KFC, you did a good job there

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1366913425' post='2059032'] Should've gone to Generic high street opticians. [/quote] I did, and they sorted me out with some overpriced glasses and "monthly" contact lenses that become dust magnets after three days

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1366912571' post='2059023'] Ha! I kind of guessed where you lived by the part that says "North Wales" under your avatar [/quote] I didn't even notice that

[quote name='Mikey R' timestamp='1366911548' post='2059006'] Bits of England arent on the mainland... [/quote] I know

[quote name='Fat Rich' timestamp='1366905590' post='2058883'] I have the same problem with flats / groundwounds, they're just too smooth. You could try Rotosound Solo Bass, they're pressure wound which means they're much smoother than roundwound but not completely smooth which make slides a bit more comfortable. Trouble is they lose their brightness pretty quickly in my experience. [/quote] My GHS pressurewounds don't stay bright very long either, usually only for a week or so. What are the Rotosounds like?

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1366908987' post='2058955'] Yes, but i've never told a welsh person before that it's called Fadge. And you're also on the mainland [/quote] I live on the Isle of Man Okay no I don't.

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1366903284' post='2058824'] Yes... That's true... English people laugh... It must mean something different on the mainland [/quote] I'm Welsh

I thought my amp was broken too last week in rehearsal when it kept cutting out "F***ing Marshall crap breaking twice in one f***ing year, f***'s sake, piece of f***ing s**t. Oh hang on my lead is dodgy" Next time I'll check everything before assuming the worst

"Potato bread goes by many regional names, including fadge..."

[quote name='booboo' timestamp='1366747837' post='2056881'] Got to be that Fleetwood Mac tune used for F1.! [/quote] The Chain

Hysteria by Muse?

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1366744657' post='2056804'] Well, it's this bread, only it's made with potatoes. You fry it, and it's lovely with an egg and some bacon. [/quote] Interesting, where can I find this spud loaf?

What's potato bread?

Contact lenses, or nothing if I haven't got any left. I'd never go on stage with them

Stewart Copeland is brilliant, he wrote the fantastic soundtracks to the first three Spyro the Dragon games. I still play through them every year so I can listen to the music

[quote name='danthevan' timestamp='1365518086' post='2040593'] Google says no guitarist version. Maybe we could compile one, and the same for drummers and singers too Get some suggestions and i'll whack them together [/quote] Refusing to turn your stack down below 10 because "that's my sound!"

I don't, I just remember them

I bought an OC-3 pedal off Nick, quick and painless and a nice guy to deal with

I can sing, chat to the drummer and pick up his dropped sticks without missing a note. As long as the note in question is a constant open E

Spacehog - In the Meantime has a nice bassline to it, give that a go

[quote name='bartelby' timestamp='1364224660' post='2023403'] I use 3 fingers, use Billy Sheehan's technique using 1st, Index and Ring finger in order. So for semiquavers: 1-In-R-1 In-R-1-In R-1-In-R 1-In-R-1 it takes a bit of time to not just go 1-In-R-In 1-In-R-In 1-In-R-In 1-In-R-In [/quote] Isn't the index finger your first finger, the pointer?

How will the winner pay for this fine item?

[quote name='DarkHeart' timestamp='1363553888' post='2014099'] at the risk of being shot down how about Brad Russell? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZMaGex14kg [/quote] That's quite good actually