I'd go for a through neck, active, stereo, broomstick neck, wide body, narrow string spacing, humbucking soapbars, ebony fingerboard and hand made.
[quote name='Wil' post='841571' date='May 18 2010, 10:42 PM']If Status put some decent looking pickguards on those vintage basses, or left them off entirely, then phwoar. As they are, no thanks.[/quote]
you can always ask for the pickguard to be left off.