I thought I was clear enough when I said that I don't find it offensive, or I would have removed it long ago. I find it just boring and, frankly, a bit silly, because despite your current clutching at straws, you must have known that it would immediately take the 'wrong' turn.
No need to delete the entire post, really, as I said, I could have done it at the beginning, wot wiv me being a mod and all.