bye the way the ooh champion joke was
I went to my local garage to get my car repaired.
The mechanic made me an offer
As he was bending over the car, he said to me, "you can place any spanner between my bum cheeks and I'll tell you what size spanner it is. If I get it wrong, I'll repair your car for free."
Fair enough, so I picked up a spanner and placed it between his arse cheeks.
"That's a 19mm ring spanner," he said.
He was right, so I picked up a larger spanner and placed it between his arse cheeks.
"That's a 32mm ring spanner."
Correct again, so I looked around and found a dirty old spark plug laying on the floor.
I said, "okay, smart arse, what's this?" and I shoved it right up his arsehole.
He let out a cry and said, "oooh champion!"