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I'm on their mailing list somehow and they have an interesting way of doing Custom Guitars ( and Basses). You can request a particular model ( and they specialise in retro surf type stuff) and they "crowd fund" the production. You pay $150 up front and the balance assuming they get the funding ( maybe another $300 ) when it is produced and ready for shipping. Seems an effective business model. [url="https://eastwoodcustoms.com/about-eastwood-customs/"]https://eastwoodcust...stwood-customs/[/url]
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Matt Bellamy bought himself a new pad in London and rang his Mum up to tell her about it. She said, "Great Matt, what type of house is it?". Matt paused, "I'm not sure what they call it but its like a row of stables, usually with carriage houses below and living quarters above, built around a paved yard or court, or along a street, behind large city houses, such as those of London, during the 17th and 18th centuries."
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Xmas: harsh angry noises which get even worse when the credit card bill arrives.
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I heard the early copies were much lighter than the ones now but it is quite good for metal. (There, my work on this planet is almost done.....)
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As private tenants are starting to move into London's highest building, The Shard, news is emerging of a strange phenomenon. Clarissa Belgravia-Knightsbridge who lives in Penthouse 41 on level 42 explains, " Yah, the guy next door, in No 42 makes yah, very odd noises. There's this droning noise followed by, well, yah, it sounds like one of those deep guitar things having it's strings being pulled off it, yah, makes frightful din, yah. Otherwise he's a nice chap, think he's the King of the Isle of Wight, wherever that is, yah?" A spokeswoman for ISIS Lettings said, "We have been made aware of strange noises in one of our tenants penthouses and we are not ruling out pipework "hammering". All tenants have been issued with noise-cancelling earphones as a precaution."
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Benny and Bjorn from Abba were doing some studio production work back in the late 80's and the band next door were the Stone Roses. They got talking and offered to mix a number the Roses were working on. All was going fine until the Bassist kept on messing up his line on "She Bangs the Drums". This happened repeatedly and in exasperation Benny exclaimed "Mani, mani, mani"! The rest, as they say is history.
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Flame-haired Singer "I think we're alone now" Tiffany literally is "alone now" as The Band "Deep Blue Something " have moved out. Commented Band leader Todd Pipes," We only went there for Breakfast 30 years ago and she did a lovely grilled mushrooms and fried bread but once she started serving Muesli, we knew it was time to leave".
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In a shock announcement, Shakespeare's Sister have announced they are disbanding. Spokesperson Joan was heard to comment, " Despite us being Touring constantly since the 16th Century, audiences have started to dwindle. We can't compete with Rap and Hip-Hop and other genres of urban story-telling". Cynics have suggested this is much ado about nothing however.
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"Toxic" Singer Britney Spears has just launched a Hair Care range at Lidl Supermarkets. Some commentators feel this slightly ironic given a few years ago she totally denuded her body of hair in an effort to stop any drug sampling via her hair analysis. In the end she was prosecuted anyway as in her haste to remove all her body hair, she forgot about the plug hole! As the arresting officer Sergeant Ferguson-Brown said, "It was like a soapy blonde Brillo Pad".
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American vocal group The Inkspots were popular in the 30's and 40's but could see change coming and decided to diversify away from music. Hermann Rorschach the singer devised a personality test which revolutionised its field. The others band members became 2 French waiters serving red wine, 2 people pulling at a butterfly, and a girl wearing a tuxedo.
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Hanson were fed up of being called "pop puppets" so they dumped the music,changed their name back to the original name "Henson" and resumed their career making puppets and mannequins. With some left overs and an old Mick Hucknall wig they created an unlikely singer songwriter called Harry Shearer. When the actual Harry Shearer threatened legal action, they slightly changed his name and the rest, as they say, is history. A rare ridiculous fact in this thread of truisms.
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I'm struggling to see where the mentioned "measurements" are..?
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Old slapper Mark King had a very different career marked out for him as a young man. He was in fact first in line to succeed Queen Elizabeth but gave it all up to play in a pop band. He wrote "Running in the Family" as a protest against non elected monarchs and "Chinese Way" after hearing remarks by his father Prince Philip about some visiting dignitaries." Lessons in Love" was in fact a song about brother Charles and Diana Spencer. He looked on with wry amusement as Kate and Will met the First Couple of the USA last week. He'd met Jay Zee and Beyoncé ages ago at a jam session.