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I love that he says he's gigged it a few times: I bet his guitarist begged him to sell it ASAP! (apparently some guitarists feel threatened by Bassists with a better looking axe than them..)

I think his sweat must be the most corrosive substance known to man, not only that, the reverse of the neck doesn't look distressed, just filthy.

[url="http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/fender-jazz-bass--stunning-blue-with-true-rocknroll-burn-marks/1012645925"]http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/fender-jazz-bass--stunning-blue-with-true-rocknroll-burn-marks/1012645925[/url] Remember these are "true rocknroll burns"

I think only charging £20 for postage from China would be enough to set alarm bells ringing, never mind anything else!

A certain ebayer even calls it a "zero fret" which is totally wrong......

Went for £267 which is expensive for Squier in that condition...

Yes, but it is a fakenrickensacker....

Not got my sub yet: expect they are proof -reading it as we speak!

The ad is quite.............litigious!

Is that Bowling for Soup then?

Is that a stereo Ricky.......?

Aye, oop in yerkshire thee boils thar strings, doesn't thow?

Imagine the cost of changing strings.....

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1363690203' post='2015783'] OK, yes, it's true. I just didn't want to argue about it. OK then, to be quite clear: [b]IF YOU CAN'T PLAY BY EAR, THEN YOU'RE A POOR EXCUSE FOR A BASS-PLAYER!![/b] There, I've said it. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day in the shed. *spends rest of day in shed* [/quote] Could you send me an ear plz?

That's a lot of inputs....!

Yes, Miss Marlene from Sunken Condos by Donald Fagen was playing in the background as Lloyd and Steve were being signed up to do a Full Monty.....

They have a vintage EB2 and a 1963 Strat as well..so is it a hacked account?

[quote name='wateroftyne' timestamp='1363107175' post='2008628'] A very measured response. Well done. [/quote] Don't half-inch my jokes please.

So even the Russians are doing Fender copies now, you'd think they'd come up with an original design......

There should be rules against posting rubbish like that.

[quote name='Grand Wazoo' timestamp='1363038026' post='2007525'] [b]Thank you[/b]... Apologies for the off topic (big time) - it's only a small kitchen, the Ikea bloke came and measured the walls, the windows, and the entered the dimensions in his computer and came up with what you see below. In a very small space we managed to cram, sink, cooker, oven, dish washer, fridge / freezer, washing machine and enough cupboards for crockery, pans, cutlery and food stuff. All I had to do was chosing the colour scheme and the type of surfaces, the cupboard doors and the paint scheme. The tiling was done by a higly skilled Hungarian chippy who also did the floors tiles, looks like laminated wood flooring but it's actually tiles. [/quote] Never mind the knotted neck, you really need to get a new camera, or are all the walls just out of true....? Beaten to the comment!

Yes it's excellent : there are many threads on this ! Best episode IMHO is Diane Birch

[quote name='sprocketflup' timestamp='1362865147' post='2005655'] hes married to Kieth Chegwin [/quote] Sorry, for all the Keiths out there, this is how we spell it! Oh, and as ex Yorks knew exactly what you meant by "plays pop"

Ha-the seller has said "this is the Bass you have been looking for all your life".....not with all those keys my man....!

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