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snorkie635

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  1. Time to call Niloman. 'Surreal' is his middle seven names.
  2. Looks like something @nilorius would enjoy playing.
  3. Worn out. 😇
  4. Demoralised? I'm not even moral I'll have you know.
  5. That would be a different level
  6. Here we go again ... ...
  7. 'It's July but it's cold as Christmas in the middle of the year' according to Sir Elt (although you'd think he could afford the lecky bills and turn up his heating). 🥶
  8. 41 - my IQ - nice night for a snooze, right?
  9. The first 40 pages dealt with getting the strap short enough to have the body of the bass tucked under your right armpit (or your left, if that is your persuasion) Probably took a month before old Nils worked out which was which. 🤭
  10. Taxi (yet again) for Nilorius. 🙄
  11. This thread isn't long enough for me to list all my hates (I hate punk, metal, rock, most pop, rap, hip-hop, dance, trance). There - I've finally said it. 😤 Feel the same about most 'Literature', 'Art', 'Film' and sport.
  12. Born Free - Matt Monro
  13. Green bottles, hanging ... ...
  14. I've landed the part of Jacob Marley in the Christmas panto. 😁
  15. Been out dragging the local lochs for aqua-haggis this morning and hanging off lengths of chain attached to sea cliffs. Cuisine? I'm going home for a rest. 😁
  16. Ahhh, Scotland, home of deep-fried Mars Bars, heart attack and stroke. I have a tear tricking into my malt as I type. 😃
  17. I know these as bluebottle graveyards. Excellent for giving you a buzz. 🤣
  18. You're a wicked man Nilo. Remember the unicorn and chill. 🙂
  19. Used to be sponsored by Guinness, then I discovered meths mixed with hair-spray.
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