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snorkie635

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  1. Worn out. 😇
  2. Demoralised? I'm not even moral I'll have you know.
  3. That would be a different level
  4. Here we go again ... ...
  5. 'It's July but it's cold as Christmas in the middle of the year' according to Sir Elt (although you'd think he could afford the lecky bills and turn up his heating). 🥶
  6. 41 - my IQ - nice night for a snooze, right?
  7. The first 40 pages dealt with getting the strap short enough to have the body of the bass tucked under your right armpit (or your left, if that is your persuasion) Probably took a month before old Nils worked out which was which. 🤭
  8. Taxi (yet again) for Nilorius. 🙄
  9. This thread isn't long enough for me to list all my hates (I hate punk, metal, rock, most pop, rap, hip-hop, dance, trance). There - I've finally said it. 😤 Feel the same about most 'Literature', 'Art', 'Film' and sport.
  10. Born Free - Matt Monro
  11. Green bottles, hanging ... ...
  12. I've landed the part of Jacob Marley in the Christmas panto. 😁
  13. Been out dragging the local lochs for aqua-haggis this morning and hanging off lengths of chain attached to sea cliffs. Cuisine? I'm going home for a rest. 😁
  14. Ahhh, Scotland, home of deep-fried Mars Bars, heart attack and stroke. I have a tear tricking into my malt as I type. 😃
  15. I know these as bluebottle graveyards. Excellent for giving you a buzz. 🤣
  16. You're a wicked man Nilo. Remember the unicorn and chill. 🙂
  17. Used to be sponsored by Guinness, then I discovered meths mixed with hair-spray.
  18. Sitting watching the tide come in and listening to Borboletta by Santana. About to have some strawberry wine and mussels. I'm having a really hard time. 😁👍
  19. I have a Ric with a chip in it if that's near enough? 😁
  20. Ta very much. Heading off on travels again. Should be back soon. Make sure Waddo's nappy has been changed and that he's been burped. He likes the bedtime story about unicorns and bears; if you could read this to him until he drops of to Nod, I'd be grateful.
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