snorkie635

Just what my social worker said.

I'm in the RAC if that helps?

The problem is that they all then move away.

No, Stalin was my mother.

Sickle and pitchfork

So does Mrs Snorkie

Understandable if he's from Barcelona

Only joking Nilorius - I know a number of Latvians, Estonians and Lithuanians, and know exactly where your country is.

It's even further from me! 😭

You had to mention the 'G' word. That's another £800 in therapy. 🤪

Very near I belive

And did I get in the neck when she came home. 🤭

Lusting after funky donkeys will lead you down a very dark road indeed Nilorius.

Working in a Coal Mine - Lee Dorsey

Never a truer word spoken. 👍

Agreed. That bass is now about foot lower than it was during that gig. Can't remember, but could have been around the time left wrist was knackered by playing a seven string for hours on a strap which was set too low. Just can't win. The seven is long gone, and with it, the romping wrist. I think the 7-bass was moved to Binkybass and then to Bipbip. It sold here about a couple of months ago methinks.

Excellent 👍

Chasing a bus. That beats Starsky and Hutch into a cocked-hat. 😊

At least he was trying. See what I did there, 'trying'. Oh please yourselves! (In a Francis Howerd voice) 😉

Never have fun and am always looking like I can't wait to get home 😁

This, except I'd remove 'whilst tuning up' from both statements. 😉

Hello and welcome to you. 🙂

If I had Hugh's dosh I'd send you the fiver. Still my main bass after 46 years. 😎

Three Steps to Heaven - Eddie Cochran