Jean-Luc Pickguard

The Parmesan — Leonard Cohen

I’ve had a few from Brian — The ones I bought were always a very good fit and he has a wide range of materials to choose from.

I used to just mumble incoherently if I didn’t know the lyrics. Probably explains why I’m no longer a vocalist.

Pimple Minds Sadness The Beet The Curd Depeche Mope Guns n Noses Frankie Goes To Bollywood Public Enema Pet Shoe Boys Dirt Straits Jew Order Bog Jovi Spandau Ballot Steely Pan Talking Herds apologies for any repeats —I’m getting old and my memory is not what it used to be

Killing In The Name — Rage Against The Machine

Average Shite Band

Mr Slater’s Paracetemol — Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

I didn't look as I sometimes do as I'm told. What did I miss?

October — Sun Ra

High Heel Sneakers — Tommy Tucker

Howlin' Wilf The Wollies Hairy Nilsson Ẉank Williams Grand Fuƈk Railroad B.B. Ming

What! Men Without Cats Brian Ono Brian Merry Ann Weebles Mad Company Syd Parrett Blood Sweat & Teats

Turd Uncle — Brian Eno