Jean-Luc Pickguard

I know - Barbara George

Lost Someone - The Residents

Sounds like the woman who booked the band really wanted a Juke Box rather than a band.

You Yesyesyes

Probably my Ashdown ABM600 EVO IV, or Epiphone Casino, but I have a LPB Squier bass vi due to arrive on the 29th...

Gibson secured a trademark registration on the ES-335 body shape in 1996 (US Trademark Reg No 2007277)

If that is the shape they're planning to use I expect Gibson will be in touch in due course.

Stuck to my Eyelids - The Residents

The coming of the crow - The Residents

Snot and Feces Live at the Grunt Festival - The Residents

holelottadick - The Residents

It depends on how much is in my bank account.

March to the Sea - The Residents

I have a can of WD40 branded contact cleaner from Amazon which has cleaned up several crackly pots & switches nicely.

I can hardly comprehend that a brand so highly regarded would come up with such an inelegant solution to a problem that doesn't exist. This is the kind of thing I'd expect from basschat's favourite guitar improver. What next? foderas with the tuners set at jaunty angles and the bridge hanging off the ar$e end of the body.

Never known questions - The Residents

Sleepy - The Handsome Family

I have a pair of JMJ signature mustangs which are absolutely excellent in every way. It would be good to get my hands on Mr Meldal-Johnsen's original '67 the signatures are based on.

Dumbo the Clown - The Residents

B.J. Blues / Baby What You Want Me to do - The Byrds

Wanda the Worm Woman - The Residents

Looks like a bad chinese knockoff to me. Everything on it is a bit off. I hope you didn't pay too much for it.

Double Shot - The Residents

Albatross - Fleetwood Mac

You can fit a set of Gotoh res-o-lite GB640 to your Vintera 60s Jazz. These should fit without needing to redrill and they will be lighter than the stock tuners. They won't turn the wrong way like the stock tuners do unless you mistakenly order the GB640R (reverse) version. They should cost a few quid over £100. I bought my sets from tonetech.