Jean-Luc Pickguard

I like the lollipop tuners

Sounds like you're looking for something like the Fender Rascal bass

I like the lollipop tuners

Swing it around a bit and people will make room

The body shape reminds me of what you'd end up with if you tried to build a bass out of lego. The headstock shape reminds me of what a headstock designed by someone who doesn't know anything about basses would look like.

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I enjoyed it. In episode 4 where they played 'nine to five' in the Red Lion pub, I wonder why the large union flag decorating the stage behind the drum kit was hung upside-down?

I could probably go up to about a six and a half on a scale of zero to eleven. Anything heavier than that would probably make me feel a bit queasy.

Curly leads are cool - I always use 'em.

The ones I have were pre slotted - they both have brass saddles, perhaps the ones with zinc saddles are different?

The only daft questions are the one which are not asked

yes - lots of lemon oil

Used by the banshees on two TV appearances? That makes it sound like it might have been lent or hired to the band to use whilst miming. The gunk on it looks terrible but nothing a squirt of cillit bang and a wipe with an oily rag couldn't sort out.

Heres what it sounds like

I now think this probably started out life as a Vox bassmaster. https://www.vintageguitarandbass.com/vox/bass/Bassmaster.php

The tuners fitted to the vintera precision appear to be the same 'reverse' tuners with the big backplate as fitted to vintage reissues so I would be very surprised if they didn't fit.

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I've fitted a Fender badass-style high mass bridge to two of my basses (a squier SS jag & an '81 Fender precision) I had no problems with setting a low action and I don't recall reshimming either at the time. Unless the saddles on the current bridge are set really low you should be OK. If you do have to shim its really easy to do and a little goes a long way.

Separate pedals on a board => multifx unit multifx unit => separate pedals on a board

Oiling your fingerboard

You forgot the one about the stolen US election

Luther James Grosvenor played guitar for Mott the Hoople as Ariel Bender