Jean-Luc Pickguard

Goodness Gracious Me — Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren

Theme From World Of Sport — Don Harper

That R&B one is quite an ingenious bit of kit. Probably not very versatile though.

Aka Dee Dee King I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the only rapping he had ever heard before recording as Dee Dee King was the Two Ronnies 'Pink Rupee Rap'

In my experience, for commission sales they ask how much you want your bass to be listed for when you bring it in, so that price possibly came from the owner.

Little Willy — The Sweet

I'd Rather Be Alone — Jeff Tweedy

Shagalagalu — The Smoke

When I restarted gigging about 20 yrs ago, I realised I couldn't get used to playing with a ring on so I just stopped wearing my wedding ring altogether, and I have not worn it since. I used to take my watch off for rehearsals and gigs, and keep it in my pocket, but since I've been wearing an apple watch, playing the bass seems to inflate my number of steps for the day so I keep it on to boost my stats.

I had not intended to paint a cow that morning. The plan was to paint a fence.

Funeral Pyre — The Jam

Your Will Miss Me When I Burn — Bonnie 'Prince' Billy

There's small gigs, and there are bigger gigs. If the aim is to keep up with an unmiked acoustic drum kit for small pub gigs and rehearsals, just about any modern amp rated at 200W should be up to the job. A 500W isn't 2.5 times as loud as a 200W amp, it is twice as loud as a 50W amp. * please note: gross oversimplifications may have been applied

I don't know whether this is irrational, but where most people I've discussed this with tend to rate Japanese Fenders as second only to USA Fenders, I rate modern Mexico-made Fenders (eg vintera, JMJ mustang) higher than Japan-made ones. Having owned several of both, I'm not keen on the non-standard metric hardware of CIJ/MIJ, and the electronic components (no-name mini pots, flimsy output sockets) don't inspire confidence so I always replace them.

Jesus Built My Hotrod — Ministry

The hot chocolate one? The luthier that did that is based a short walk from me in Sutton, South London. I took a banjo to him once for some work, but if any of my basses need anything done I only take them to the Gallery in Camden.

Um, Um, Um, Um, Um, Um — Major Lance

Winker's Song (Misprint) — Ivor Biggun

I've Parted (Misprint) — Ivor Biggun

Nope - it'll be fine Once they're set up, and if the nut is slidey enough, the xtender should work as you hope it would. a sticky nut can cause it to not behave and you need to ensure the little adjustment screw on the xtender is set correctly Its dead easy to fit if you buy the correct type that corresponds to the bass's existing tuners. just take the string off the E tuner, unscrew and remove the tuner, fit the xtender using the screws that come with the xtender. A little dab of vaseline on the xtender goes a long way and keeps it working smoothly. Also if you don'r have a graphtec nut, some pencil graphite in the nut slot helps keep the string moving smoothly in the slot.

Bela Lugosi's Dead — Bauhaus

You YesYesYes — The Residents

Mister Bang Bang Man — Little Hank

Anyone can stencil "New Order" onto a tatty old flightcase.

The headstock looks right for a sonic series - the dark truss rod access surround isn't normally seen on other entry level instruments. The logo isn't going to fool anyone the 'precision bass' font is wrong, but it's okay for a bit of fun.