Jean-Luc Pickguard

I suppost it could be mint if only the current owner hadn't drilled two holes in the body to attach a totally unneccesary ashtray bridge cover. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235611659599

The Fart Of Parties — Japan

Give It Up Or Turnip Loose — Jaaaames Brown

I've Bean Loving You Too Long — Otis Redding

No Children — The Mountain Goats

Is it even possible to hide a bass within one's body cavity?

The Worst Beer I Ever Had — Buster Poindexter

Brandy & Coke — Led Zeppelin

Telephone Man — Meri Wilson

Under My Car — Mazzy Star

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yeti — Bachman-Turner Overdrive

(Miss) Piggy — Nine Inch Nails

The Mercy Seat — Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Benylin and the Jets — Elton John

I Love A Man In Uniform — Gang Of Four

Old Man — Neil Young

Niche as the bass is being played left-handed?

The Angels Wanna Wear My Cashews — Elvis Costello

All Tomorrow's Smarties — The Velvet Underground

The four I got were: The headstock decal is incorrect — for example the text "Made in USA" is too large, and it just looks wrong It has the wrong style of string trees (and there should be one, not two) The holes on the pickguard are not in the correct positions The darker fillet at the headstock in the truss rod access hole is much darker than the walnut fillet used in a genuine US made Fender. I think the quality of the pics is likely to be due to the CMS they're using. If it wasn't I'd have seenat least one pic on their website that didn't look like they were taken on Fred Flintstone's camera, but I haven't.

Not a bass, but this is listed as a Fender Stratocaster U.S.A 2012/2013. However I am 100% certain it is a rebadge CPoC (cheap piece of crap) https://www.cashconverters.co.uk/shop/music-tv--video/musical-instruments/guitars--string-instruments/electric-guitar/019300224392 I sent a polite email to the branch outlining what is wrong with it, so it'll be interesting to see whether they thank me for the information and withdraw it from sale, deny that it's a ringer, or just ignore the email. Even though the pics appear to have been taken with a potato as is nomal for this retailer, I can see four obvious indications that this is certainly not a a USA fender. Who would like to have a go at identifying these plus any additional clues?

My Boy Lollipop — Millie

Dammit Granite — The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Moron TV — Primus

Bourneville In The USA — Bruce Springsteen