Jean-Luc Pickguard

Wilkinson Swords of A Thousand Men — Tenpole Tudor

Bald Head — Professor Longhair

Summer Breeze Block — The Isley Brothers

One More Cup of Coffee — Bob Dylan

Years ago I turned up to audition for a newly forming blues band, and rather than jam some Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters or Sonny Boy Willamson classics, the guitarist putting the band together wanted play Jack & Diane by John Meloncamp.

If you think these are expensive, check out the price of the very lovely Epiphone "Inspired by Gibson" 1963 Firebird V https://www.peachguitars.com/epiphone-inspired-by-gibson-custom-collection-1963-firebird-v-frost-blue.htm?opt=47549&gad_source=1 If I was spending that much though I'd at least expect an indian rosewood fingerboard rather than indian laurel, and I'd want it to say Gibson on the headstock even if it is made in the far east.

Small Town Boy — Bronski Beat

Dirty Old Man —Martha Turner

So does 'he who must not be named' have a German cousin?

Oh Crap. I already have sunburst and white, but now I can hear a red one calling my name...

How Sweet It Is — Marvin Gaye

I have two awsome blue JMJ mustangs that are mostly neglected as I usually tend to play my otherwise identical and equally awesome black JMJ. - update, one of the blue ones now resides in the guitarist's studio where we rehearse so it gets played once a week.

Billy The Kid — Woody Guthrie

They should try inducting Nick Cave if only for the entertainment value of his response telling them politely to eff off.

The Great American Bum — Cisco Houston

The one built into my Ashdown ABM 600 EVO VI doesn't get any use at all.

Cold and Ugly — Tool

Crosseyed And Painless — Talking Heads

Dirty Mother For You — Buddy Guy & Junior Wells

Splish Splash — Charlie Drake

Width of A Circle — David Bowie

Better Use Your Head — Little Anthony & The Imperials

Peaches 'n' Cream of Tomato — The Ikettes