An absolutely pointless instrument.
If it were four sided however, with a mandolin and banjo in addition to the guitar and bass, and a bongo skin stretched over the bottom end...
Well where do I sign up?
We were out for a walk yesterday and as we walked back into the village there was someone in a shed giving a drum kit some stick. Not very musical and sounded more like they were just seeing what sound each drum and cymbal made over and over. But they were in a shed hitting a drumkit, and that's what counts.
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