[b]6. Do not address the audience using the name of the town or city in which you are performing.[/b]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]“Helloooo Aldershottt!”[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Come on, it’s just embarrassing.[/font][/color]
Last night we played in Cwmbran, and the guy who booked us lives in Croesyceiliog, as do many in the audience. I got both names into one of the songs - how cool is that! And I played my Strat in the second set, so there.
EDIT: However, I once announced 'Good evening Newbury', except we were in Hungerford. D'oh!