Skinnyman

It happens to us all and i now have the set list on a tablet with a memory jogger by each song.

We have a winner! Genius 😁

I guess you're right. Plus, if I did it properly I'd never find the bleedin' thing

I guess it reminds me of the old Morris 1100 GPO van that my dad used to drive. I'm also tempted to do it camo. Or is that too naff?

Indeed - although I'm toying with the idea of a respray 😁

Or this one

Hmmm. You're not up for the same gig as me are you? I've been asked to learn it as an audition piece 😎 😁 And i have to agree - it's not "hard" as such but getting the right groove going is really tricky. Nice when you nail it though and there are some lovely runs in there. The other one that - for me - is in the category of 'easy-but-surprisingly-hard-to-get-right' is Going Up The Country by Canned Heat. Dead simple 12 bar - but i really had to work to get it up to speed. I now use it as a warm up/workout piece

This could run and run....

Been after a short scale bass for a while and having sold my Bass VI, I traded in an old 12 string acoustic to get this wee thing on @Teebs' recommendation I'm not convinced about the colour but I'm very impressed with the noise it makes. I'm even more impressed with having some change from the deal 😀

No it's not. Now shut up and don't spoil a good rant

Oh, and people who say "OMG". And "literally". Them too

OMG, I'd forgotten those barstewards. There should be a special place in Hell for them.....

Oh, and Liam Neeson if Off Topic is anything to go by..... Ooh, topical.....

And guitarists. You forgot guitarists

Ba-boom, tish!

custom ear plugs?

Returning to the room...... (ready for this?)..... .....flushed with success.....! (I’ll get me coat)

Brilliant! Enjoy! Any chance of a tour diary?

At least he was playing this. That Strat is utterly pointless. Nice sig, by the way, FB...

Only scrap....

I do it the way you describe. My amp has a valve preamp stage so I set the gain on that to get the amount of “grit” I want and then use the master volume to control how much noise I make. The only time I might do it differently is if I had a valve power amp and wanted to drive the output stage.

I'm afraid I commit both of the sins highlighted in this thread. And i do so knowingly and with a big, cheesy, look-at-me grin on my face. But then, what I do in the privacy of my own house, in front of my own mirror is nobody's business but mine. I'd never do it at a gig though.....

Be better with the right hand. Then you could use a pick..... A pick, geddit? 😜😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪

Now you tell me. I've just spent hours on the Dark Web buying all your details. Don't suppose you want to know what your GP thinks about you?

Same here - nearly. I have a video (well, several actually) of me wandering round the house, pointing at bits of kit, hifi, computers and pretty much anything of value. Viewing them back now, I wish I’d been a) sober, b) coherent and c) fully clothed. i should take a leaf out of Rich and Teebs’ book and create a spreadsheet. But I probably won’t...