Two for me: First bass I ever owned was a Satellite plywood Jazz copy that I paid £50 for. Turned out to be £45 too much.
[quote name='PantZ Bassplayer' post='908785' date='Jul 29 2010, 12:15 AM']My first bass...a Satalite jazz copy...4 peices of fence wire on a banana[/quote]
^^ Hahaha.
[quote name='Beedster' post='908727' date='Jul 28 2010, 10:54 PM']MIJ Geddy Lee Jazz: just sounded puny as hell and the neck was so thin it was unplayable. Not a bass, just a long guitar really.
MIA Jazz, late 90's. Shocking QC and tone. Described as 'rattly' by my then bandmates. Could not be set up.[/quote]
... and an early '90s MIA Jazz (one of the 22-fret ones) which was new when I got it, I gigged it for a summer and by the end I'd had to replace the bridge, machines and electronics, and the neck was twisting. It was garbage.