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Did a trade with Mark. Swapped my Trace for a Jazz body. It arrived well packed, quickly and exactly as described too. Great all round experience really. Good communication, nice fella to deal with. What more could we BC’ers ask for? Deal with confidence. Thanks again Mark. Cheers Dunc

Bought some strings from Jon. Great transaction and everything went as good as it could have done. Thanks Jon and please accept my apologies for a somewhat delay in the feedback. Cheers Dunc

Sold Gareth some drum triggers. Instant payment and a pleasant fella to deal with. Thanks very much Gareth and please accept my apologies for the somewhat late feedback. Cheers Dunc

Bought a Jazz neck from Lee. Great transaction. Everything went well and the neck arrived quickly and exactly as described. Thanks Lee and sorry about the somewhat late feedback. Cheers Dunc

My weirdo of a Mrs has one on our bed. The fekin thing keeps me awake by tangling around my feet. She reckons it can’t go lengthways and has to go from side to side on the bed. Well, it doesn’t any more and she complains about it. It can’t even go below a bed sheet as she’s been told it’s rendered ineffective WTF? Dolt even asked why she doesn’t get a shock as it’s plugged into the mains. Her mum bought some expensive plug testy gadget for her to test it’s safety!!!!! They come in pairs you know. I’ve forgotten more painful experiences about the useless elecricless blanket than I care to remember. By the way, she’s an insomniac that worries about everything. She even worries about not worrying about something will worry her and keep her awake. Floatation, yoga, up and down at all fekin hours ringing bells. Ommmm. The only way one of those rip off items will ever aid her sleep and make her relax is for me to rewire the useless heap of crepe 😂

Welcome back Kevvo!

He who cannot not be named has it. He has done a bit of work to disguise it though -

I once run a rehearsal room. It cost more for the business rates than it did for the rent of the building. Water rates and electric charges were a joke too. A somewhat labour of love I suppose. This is where I found out that nearly every band on earth has at least 3 butt holes. They’d book in and literally turn up with no money to pay and expect to rehearse and owe the money. No amps,drums, leads and not so much as a plectrum between them. They were like scavengers. Every band had at least one member who was ok though so it wasn’t all bad. That was about 15 years ago and I still get a bit of bad press for being a twot and a snob over some of the stuff that went on 😂 In the end, I wouldn’t let them rehearse without money up front. So, they called me a twot. When I replied “I wouldn’t waste your money because you’re crepe anyway”, I became a snob 😂😂 A horrible thankless, poverty stricken business that I hope I never get involved with again.

I’ve always thought that, if everything at a live performance sounded like the record, then the band may as well mime. Or maybe, is it a who’s the best at karaoke event? I remember a sound engineer I know, went to see Soul 2 Soul (I think) in the early 90’s. He was enraged and felt robbed because they didn’t use any samplers and loops etc that night. They had real musicians playing real instruments instead though! Wasn’t enough for him as he wanted all the technology out so they could sound like the record. The profanity filter won’t let me write what I thought about him at the time 😂

Those pointy bits are going to be the cause of many a popped scrotum. Let’s hope Ibanez ship with cricket boxes as standard. 😂

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