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You could look at the Sennheiser hd 25. They're on-ear and sound quite warm in the low end

https://hg.eu/uk/products/hg-odour-eliminator-for-clothes-and-fabrics This cleaned up several Hardcase interiors for me, that had belonged to smokers. Also the carpeted cab after the neighbours had a fire.

Tough one! I'll settle for Primus - Frizzle Fry

Around that price there's also the technics sl-1210 GR. Different look, absolute beast.

Mesa flip top counterpart. All the Mesa tube goodness in a studio/small room format.

It'll dry quicker switched on and cranked. Whatever happens serves you right for asking chatgpt before us.

Sklar, after the Lion King s nefarious relative and the very productive Lee Sklar. Bass player reference plus famous cat reference. Otherwise just name him after your neighbour, always fun to confuse the postman.

I'd say much of your problem is here. Mids is the last thing kicks need. A difficult room plus people that don't know what they're doing. Good musicians/sound techs know how to create space in the mix. A kilowatt of bass amplification is more than plenty for any stage but can't win from incompetence. You say most of your pedals were running hot, that would mud up the sound even more. Roll off some low bass to make room for the kick and go light on the distortion, a little crunch goes a long way.

My 2p: Dr strings Lo Rider, or High Beams if you want extra extra zingy.

Expensive is when the cost exceeds the value. It can cost a lot of money without feeling expensive, but that point is personal.

That looks awesome and great fun to play!

Have a search for "Orgel vreten"

Went to see GNOME last Friday. That. Was. Awesome.

No T-rex tooth nut?

A FX loop with octave and a little overdrive?